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Both of us are girls, and we have these little weird wacky adventures.
anyways we love the oc, southpark, family guy, the big bang theory, modern family and many many more!


xoxo we can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

"We're young. We’re supposed to drink too much. We're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out. We were designed to party. We owe it to ourselves to party hard. We owe it to each other. This is it. This is our time. So a few of us will overdose, or go mental. Charles Darwin said you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. That's what it's about - breaking eggs - by eggs, I mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of class A's.

If you could see yourselves... We had it all. We have fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful... We're screw-ups. I plan on staying a screw-up until my late twenties, or maybe even my early thirties. And I will shag my own mum before I let her.... or anyone else take that away from me!"

- Nathan [misfits]

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officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

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mne:

summer is over

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mountainsandmochas:

one of my favorite ron swanson lines

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betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

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lizzbiannn:

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lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth as fuck

Damn

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spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

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6ood:

If you get me Chipotle You will get Chipotlaid

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