Both of us are girls, and we have these little weird wacky adventures.
anyways we love the oc, southpark, family guy, the big bang theory, modern family and many many more!
xoxo we can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
"We're young. We’re supposed to drink too much. We're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out. We were designed to party. We owe it to ourselves to party hard. We owe it to each other. This is it. This is our time. So a few of us will overdose, or go mental. Charles Darwin said you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. That's what it's about - breaking eggs - by eggs, I mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of class A's.
If you could see yourselves... We had it all. We have fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful... We're screw-ups. I plan on staying a screw-up until my late twenties, or maybe even my early thirties. And I will shag my own mum before I let her.... or anyone else take that away from me!"
- Nathan [misfits]
if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i
white/lightskin/racially ambiguous girl: i had a pimple one time and i was ugly and dying and everyone spit on me and i was exiled from society but then i used clean and clear and now i am a healed and whole person with jesus in my heart
Blue during “Flawless”
that’s it. i’m done. i’m such of fan of this child.
LOOK AT HER EMULATING HER MOMMY
pretending to study in front of ur parents like
imagine banana with any other vowel
i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit
update my dad is grounded
It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago
LIVING FOR BLUE IVY’S DANCE MOVES WHILE HER MOM SLAYS IT ON STAGE.