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3 days ago on May 22, 2013 at 09:14pm
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested
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holaa!!! ;D
Both of us are girls, and we have these little weird wacky adventures.
anyways we love the oc, southpark, family guy, the big bang theory, modern family and many many more!
xoxo we can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
"We're young. We’re supposed to drink too much. We're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out. We were designed to party. We owe it to ourselves to party hard. We owe it to each other. This is it. This is our time. So a few of us will overdose, or go mental. Charles Darwin said you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. That's what it's about - breaking eggs - by eggs, I mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of class A's.
If you could see yourselves... We had it all. We have fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful... We're screw-ups. I plan on staying a screw-up until my late twenties, or maybe even my early thirties. And I will shag my own mum before I let her.... or anyone else take that away from me!"
- Nathan [misfits]
Both of us are girls, and we have these little weird wacky adventures.
anyways we love the oc, southpark, family guy, the big bang theory, modern family and many many more!
xoxo we can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
"We're young. We’re supposed to drink too much. We're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out. We were designed to party. We owe it to ourselves to party hard. We owe it to each other. This is it. This is our time. So a few of us will overdose, or go mental. Charles Darwin said you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. That's what it's about - breaking eggs - by eggs, I mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of class A's.
If you could see yourselves... We had it all. We have fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful... We're screw-ups. I plan on staying a screw-up until my late twenties, or maybe even my early thirties. And I will shag my own mum before I let her.... or anyone else take that away from me!"
- Nathan [misfits]
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
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3 days ago on May 22, 2013 at 08:02pm
“Love Locks”
You and a friend carve your initials into a padlock, attach the padlock to a bridge and throw the key into the river, so that even if the friendship fades the padlock will always be there to remind you of the good times.
this is so beautiful
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3 days ago on May 22, 2013 at 07:28pm
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
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3 days ago on May 22, 2013 at 06:44pm
stay at home dad leaves post its for his wife (part 2 ya lil shits)
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4 days ago on May 22, 2013 at 12:11am
nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
HAHA.
HAHAHAHHAHA
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4 days ago on May 21, 2013 at 10:35pm
These are not the typical s’mores recipes! These are s’mores with a twist! I hope you enjoy the unique ingredient combinations. This list will definitely help revamp this favorite camping treat!
- Lemon Meringue Smores (pictured)
- Triple Chocolate Smores (pictured): Chocolate Marshmallows & Chocolate Graham Crackers and semi-sweet or bittersweet chocolate
- Banana Strawberry Smores (pictured)
Here are some combinations you can add:
- lemon curd, homemade or store bought {Lemon Meringue Pie} (pictured)
- strawberries and cream cheese
- fresh apple slices and cinnamon
- Nutella and dulce de leche
- Ghirardelli caramel or raspberry filled chocolate squares
- peanut butter or almond butter
- chopped candy bars – especially Snickers or whole Reese’s
- triple berry – fresh blueberries, raspberries and blackberries plus white chocolate
- brown sugar roasted sweet potatoes slices
- brownie pieces
- cheesecake pieces
- raspberry jam or raspberry curd and dark chocolate
- sea salt on the original
- Oreo tar (that’s what I call the stuff inside Oreo Truffles)
- strawberries, bananas, chocolate, caramel sauce, pecans/almonds {Ice Cream Sundae} (pictured)
- toasted coconut with homemade coconut marshmallows and macadamia nuts or pineapple
- fresh strawberries, lemon curd and strawberry marhsmallows {Strawberry Lemonade}
- Andes Mints with chocolate graham crackers
- chocolate orange pieces (these), a pinch of orange zest and chocolate grahams
- sandwich roasted vanilla marshmallows between two peanut butter, chocolate chip cookies or chocolate cookies
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5 days ago on May 20, 2013 at 11:02pm
im not sure how i feel about this post
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5 days ago on May 20, 2013 at 10:56pm
George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
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