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Both of us are girls, and we have these little weird wacky adventures.
anyways we love the oc, southpark, family guy, the big bang theory, modern family and many many more!


xoxo we can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

"We're young. We’re supposed to drink too much. We're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out. We were designed to party. We owe it to ourselves to party hard. We owe it to each other. This is it. This is our time. So a few of us will overdose, or go mental. Charles Darwin said you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. That's what it's about - breaking eggs - by eggs, I mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of class A's.

If you could see yourselves... We had it all. We have fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful... We're screw-ups. I plan on staying a screw-up until my late twenties, or maybe even my early thirties. And I will shag my own mum before I let her.... or anyone else take that away from me!"

- Nathan [misfits]

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I will try to unlove you.

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rawr-its-michelle:

i never hit reblog so fast in my life

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colormewithcha0s:

 

nippled:

2009 me was very wary of akon

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wwehs:

how to be an adult

im sad this was so short because he was about to go so hard

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Amy Poehler: Mean Girls - Mrs. George (2004) vs. Parks & Recreation - Leslie Knope (2014)

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yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

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i-have-beards:

tyleroakley:

THESE ARE ALL FLAWFREE

I don’t know if I have already reblogged this or not…but eh.

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guy:

sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just

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dadsofficial:

Behold the god of twitter

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approvinqly:

food tastes better when you took it from someone

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