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holaa!!! ;D

Both of us are girls, and we have these little weird wacky adventures.
anyways we love the oc, southpark, family guy, the big bang theory, modern family and many many more!


xoxo we can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

"We're young. We’re supposed to drink too much. We're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out. We were designed to party. We owe it to ourselves to party hard. We owe it to each other. This is it. This is our time. So a few of us will overdose, or go mental. Charles Darwin said you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. That's what it's about - breaking eggs - by eggs, I mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of class A's.

If you could see yourselves... We had it all. We have fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful... We're screw-ups. I plan on staying a screw-up until my late twenties, or maybe even my early thirties. And I will shag my own mum before I let her.... or anyone else take that away from me!"

- Nathan [misfits]

graffeti:

my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife

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hithertokt:

jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

I am seriously cracking up right now XD

I literally spat out my beer about the dick smacking one.

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theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

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poolfullofjello:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

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graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

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rosefire:

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situationalstudent:

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professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context

that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

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vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

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eternalsummr:

bringing this back.

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zabsofnightvale:

you know you’ve achieved true greatness when the advertisement before your video is FOR your video

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megablaziken:

throwback to me in high school

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